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Perhaps it's a sign of my maturity and my advanced age, but the MTV Movie Awards just could not keep my attention last night. Most of their little skits ran about five minutes too long. I find 50 Cent ridiculous. I was hoping someone would throw quarters at the crack of Pink's ass hanging out of those pants. There's something Stepford creepy about Beyonce Knowles.
It also could have been the trauma of seeing Kirsten Dunst's flaccid bosom, of course.
I watched for about 30 minutes and then flipped to Comedy Central for the new season of Insomniac. And then I was traumatized by the size of the knockers on the porn star at the porn convention Dave Attel attended.
Why can't women in the media ever have normal boobs? You don't need tits the size of beach balls. You just don't. There's no reason. I've seen a pair of gigantic naked boobs in person and they're just scary. You don't know whether to run screaming in the other direction or poke them to see if they explode. It's not like something of that size can be manhandled with any dexterity.
And on the other end of the scale, the Dunst end of the scale, it's OK to have saggy boobs. My own, while not nearly at the level of sag Ms. Dunst has achieved, do sag a little. But I'm not exacerbating the problem by running around to do my errands sans bra. Because if you need support, you wear a bra. It's a simple thing.
Is it too much to ask?
Posted by Nicole at June 06, 2003 08:05 AM | TrackBacksame here!! i wasn't impressed.. except for the matrix spoof w/ wanda sikes !!
paisley fished on June 6, 2003 08:25 AM*meh* I didn't even bother to watch it last night. I figured the MTV would run over and over and over and.............. over again. I have to wonder though, bad enough her boobs are small, but damn she is young. Makes you wonder if the girl ever wore a bra sheesh
lauren fished on June 6, 2003 08:35 AMThe man & I have started referring to 50 cent as mush mouth...And I agree about Kirsten Dunst's breats, I kept waiting for them to slide off of her chest or something.
kiki fished on June 6, 2003 08:43 AMLooks like we need a guys point of view in here. Actually it's not going to differ from what has been said already. I agree fully on Dunst's breasts..for being 21-22 they are rather on the saggy side. Also I couldn't find interest in the show myself either and I hope it's not that I'm getting older and that I can't tolerate the show anymore. Maybe it is an age thing...oh god..say it ain't so!!!
buddha fished on June 6, 2003 08:59 AM*sigh* I was, ah, blessed (more likely cursed) with enormous, all-natural knockers. Trust me, it's painful being lumped together with all the brainless silicone jobs. And I'm sick of hearing flat-chested people whine at me about how lucky I am. I'M NOT, OKAY?!?! *breathe, breathe* Put it this way - my doctor says I'm a candidate for fully covered surgery - these things are considered medical problems. *end rant*
Katie fished on June 6, 2003 09:56 AMWhen Kirsten Dunst was accepting her award for ... something, she said, "Oh! It popped out!" I was horrified because I was just certain she was talking about her boob - but it was the popcorn rising out of the podium.
Mikkie fished on June 6, 2003 10:08 AMTrust me, no matter what size you are, [unless they cave in or are filled with hard, gelatinous silicone] you will sag over time if you do not wear support for your nibbies.
Chari fished on June 6, 2003 10:52 AMI got a quarter that says Kirsten will have new boobs by the time the next awards show rolls around.
hoopty fished on June 6, 2003 10:57 AMAlso, if they have small/saggy boobs, why on earth do they wear dresses with necklines down to their navels? Dear Hollywood: Just because it works on Jennifer Lopez does not mean it works on you.
Abby fished on June 6, 2003 12:09 PM
