I have absolutely no interest in being buried when I die. If all goes well, a couple of my organs will still be usable for organ donation -- so those will be harvested and then I'll be cremated and my ashes will be spread [clandestinely, of course] in the Haunted Mansion at Disney in Orlando.

But if I were to buried in the traditional way, I'd totally want this casket. Or maybe this one. I'd request to be dressed like Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, complete with blue face and blueberry body, and at the height of the viewing I'd be animatronically programmed to rise out of my stunningly funny coffin and pelt the mourners with gummy bears. Then I'd slump back in my coffin and the lid would slam shut and lock. And the coffin, when locked, would be programmed to whisper "I see dead people!"

Yeah, it's better that I go with the cremation.